Grand Theft Auto III – Luigi’s Girls

Mission Title: Don’t Spank Ma Bitch Up

Mission Giver: Luigi Goterelli
Location: Luigi’s Sex Club 7, Red Light District, Portland
Reward: $1,500

Mission Brief

After bringing Misty back in the first mission, Luigi has another job for you. One of his girls has been working for a drug dealer pushing “Spank” (a fictional narcotic in the game), and Luigi wants to send a message.

Your job is to beat up the dealer using a baseball bat and steal his car. Then, you need to deliver the car to a lockup.

Mission Objectives

1. Get to the Dealer’s Location

   • Grab any vehicle nearby and follow the pink blip on the radar to Trenton, the industrial area west of the club.

   • The drug dealer is standing near a parked car (a silver Stallion).

2. Take the Baseball Bat (Optional but useful)

   • Near the club entrance (after the mission starts), there’s a baseball bat pickup. Grab it if you haven’t already.

   • This is your intended weapon for the mission.

3. Attack the Dealer

   • Once at the location, approach the drug dealer.

   • Use the baseball bat (or fists) to beat him up. Hold down or tap the melee attack button (depending on your control scheme).

   • He may try to run, but he’s unarmed and easy to take down.

4. Steal His Car

   • After dealing with him, get into the Stallion.

   • A message will tell you to drive it to a garage in Harwood, shown by a blip on the radar.

5. Avoid Damage

   • Try not to damage the car on the way to the garage. A damaged car might fail the mission or reduce your standing.

   • You won’t get police attention unless you kill the dealer with a gun in public, so it’s usually low risk.

6. Drive to the Lockup

   • Drive the car to the lockup in Harwood and park in the blue marker.

   • You’ll exit automatically, and the garage door will close.

✅ Mission Complete

You’ll receive $1,500 for completing the job, and now you’ll be more familiar with the industrial part of Portland.

Tips

• Don’t bring a gun – if you shoot the dealer, cops may get involved. Luigi wanted a message sent, not a hit.

• Use the bat – it’s effective and doesn’t draw police attention.

• Don’t blow up the car – if you destroy the Stallion or let it get away, you’ll fail the mission.