Mission Title: Don’t Spank Ma Bitch Up
Mission Giver: Luigi Goterelli
Location: Luigi’s Sex Club 7, Red Light District, Portland
Reward: $1,500
Mission Brief
After bringing Misty back in the first mission, Luigi has another job for you. One of his girls has been working for a drug dealer pushing “Spank” (a fictional narcotic in the game), and Luigi wants to send a message.
Your job is to beat up the dealer using a baseball bat and steal his car. Then, you need to deliver the car to a lockup.
Mission Objectives
Get to the Dealer’s Location
Grab any vehicle nearby and follow the pink blip on the radar to Trenton, the industrial area west of the club.
The drug dealer is standing near a parked car (a silver Stallion).
Take the Baseball Bat (Optional but useful)
Near the club entrance (after the mission starts), there’s a baseball bat pickup. Grab it if you haven’t already.
This is your intended weapon for the mission.
Attack the Dealer
Once at the location, approach the drug dealer.
Use the baseball bat (or fists) to beat him up. Hold down or tap the melee attack button (depending on your control scheme).
He may try to run, but he’s unarmed and easy to take down.
Steal His Car
After dealing with him, get into the Stallion.
A message will tell you to drive it to a garage in Harwood, shown by a blip on the radar.
Avoid Damage
Try not to damage the car on the way to the garage. A damaged car might fail the mission or reduce your standing.
You won’t get police attention unless you kill the dealer with a gun in public, so it’s usually low risk.
Drive to the Lockup
Drive the car to the lockup in Harwood and park in the blue marker.
You’ll exit automatically, and the garage door will close.
✅ Mission Complete
You’ll receive $1,500 for completing the job, and now you’ll be more familiar with the industrial part of Portland.
Tips
Don’t bring a gun – if you shoot the dealer, cops may get involved. Luigi wanted a message sent, not a hit.
Use the bat – it’s effective and doesn’t draw police attention.
Don’t blow up the car – if you destroy the Stallion or let it get away, you’ll fail the mission.
